slamming

A southern term for taking a shit or dropping a duece so to speak. Technically slamming means a massive shit, which in most cases is painful to experience. Due to the fried diet of the south, most slams have large amounts of screaming, moaning, crying, praying, and begging. Many who experience such slams change religions 2 or 3 times and in some cases have even found Waldo during the ordeal. Throughout most of the slam the one taking the slam, also called the slammer, will have slam material better known as reading material to occupy the duration of the painful event. 80% of the time this slam material will consist of up-to-date sports information and news. Though everyone has to live through painful shits it's mostly males who get the brunt of this force. More often than not, males who take slams will have socks on and will keep their phone within an arms reach incase the fire department or medical assistance is needed. It is estimated 1/3 of slammers hallucinate and/or black out due to the amount of pressure put on the rectum and anus.

Wow, I can't believe this guy is slamming in my girlfriend's bathroom.

by The Informant99 January 4, 2012

slumming

Dating or, usually, fucking someone much less attractive than oneself.

I've been extra horny lately, so I've been slumming.

by BigKiss November 9, 2003

Slamming

Whenever your food is just great or tastes incredibly delicious.

*takes bite out of donut
"SLAMMING!"

by YaBoyChilled October 25, 2017

slimming

"Slimming" is the vaginal or anal insertion of a liquor (usually vodka) soaked tampon for the purpose of rapid intoxication.

Usually an attempt by a teenager to avoid detection of alcohol on their breath.

guy: What was she drinking last night? She was TRASHED!
girl: Oh, she was slimming!

by John Jacobsen June 18, 2008

Splaining

Kinda like mansplaining or womansplaining but just splaining in general. When someone explains something to you assuming that you have no knowledge of the subject.

Splaining:
you: breaths
splainer: well actually the origin of ... blah blah blah
you: i... i know
splainer: no, actually ... (a bunch of useless information you didn't ask for)

by 3 and also a half of a bear May 6, 2018

slamming

over the top good, great, amazing

"how was it kissing keyla?"

" yooo it was slamming!"

by pinkxo June 26, 2016

Slammin

Great, Wonderous, Nothing Short of THE BEST

These Cheetos are SLAMMIN!

by Slam_i_am March 10, 2003