Chav Slag

- A typical chav girl, that is also a huge slag

- Where's mainly trackies or cheap leggings with a shit top to go with

- Hair is a horrible blonde or black with roots showing; poker straight, dry and damaged

- Does a terrible job at fake tan; has a new stage of orange

- Wears too much foundation, eyeliner and mascara

- Has a tacky twist to every outfit and looks basically dreadful

- Favourite shop is Primark.

Most importantly, total slag! And has probably slept with half the concil estate... and several more.

Boy: You know, *Chav Slag name* she only went and shagged someone I know. I well laughed at him, ahaha, total BANTER!
Girl: Nooooo! He must have been desperate then... I saw her going into Primark few days ago actually
Boy: Oh really?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Haha, unlucky. I fucking hate her, she's such a Chav Slag!

by neurallll December 29, 2010

slag

a woman who has her legs so wide apart she makes the channel tunnel look insignficant

god what a slag she makes Jordan look virginal

by slaag March 30, 2003

Slagging

The addition of superfluous material (SLAG) to a “news story”, the addition of which is designed to prejudice the recipient’s response to “news”, thus guaranteeing that the recipient will “comprehend” and “understand” the story correctly—in the manipulative lights of those responsible for said slagging. NPR and Clearchannel are equally guilty but from opposite ends of the political spectrum since both “clue” the listener about the “correct” response to the story moreso than giving out raw data for the listener to evaluate.

I.E. the application of Bernays-esque “spin doctoring” to influence public perception while pretending to the objectivity of reporting. Political Correctness and Neo-Con Righteousness are equally guilty of the abuse. So named from “SLAG”, the impurities burned and refined out of raw material in metal working.

Neocon slagging: The Palestinian "terrorists" objected to Israel's bombing of food supplies in Gaza.

PC slagging: The election of a "black" president is a mile stone in race relation.

by Mabuse January 17, 2009

slag hammer

the spam javelin of one who likes to nail commoners

'you think that's impressive? you should see my slag hammer'

by das jon July 30, 2006

Slagal

Slagal is an exotic, intelligent, unpredictable mythical female creature of unique beauty. Some say she combines the the hot looks of Rhianna with the class and brains of the laywer from the Scandal show. Occurs often that people look at her and wonder.."What happened, huh? What happened!"You never know what her next move will be and when you expect it the less, she's going to appear behind any door you'll open. Be careful though, don't be rude to her because she'll wear her hoops, put on her lipgloss and run away. As her friends, in her spare time she enjoys being awesome and fantastic. And of course, she makes the world a better place just by being herself as well. She should have her own reality show.She is not to be confused with "Slaggy" ,"Slaghut" or "Slagasaure"

- Check out that girl over there!
- She looks like a real Slagal!

by JuanBlan March 4, 2013

Bus Slag

A promiscuous individual who, upon the look out for dirt cheap sex, takes his date home on the bus: a defining term for the sleaziest, most common and thrifty avenues for obtaining sex.

"Harry is such a Bus Slag, I saw him taking a brassy blonde home via the 505 to South Oxhey in the early hours."

by Brashy407 February 28, 2010

Slag in a Bag

A slag, who after a variable amount of time, is in fact deemed to be in a bag.

Being 'in' a bag could include - living, shitting, having intercourse within the confines of a bag

'Who is that milling around the place? Is it just a fool?'
'No, it is rather a slag in a bag'

by claireandbryony March 31, 2010