Cuban Spitroast

When two Cuban men nail the same dude from opposite ends, making him look like one of those little pigs they cook on a stick in Hawaii. The spit has to be continuously turned for the next 7 hours. Turned by hand, at a rate of about 15 revolutions per minute.

Brett went to Miami for a stag and disappeared for most of the night. Upon his return, he was walking real funny and had a cocksucker's cramp. As he burst into tears, he wailed out, "They stayed all night, taking turns, turning the spit. I can definitely say that being on the receiving end of a Cuban Spitroast was not the most fun activity in the world.

by Fat Tito February 5, 2020

Spiro

Sweet, kind, funny, class clown. But is also extremely dumb. Reminds me of an 8 year old child.

- who did that
-spiro

by someon_thatlives November 21, 2019

Spiro

Australian slag for being heaps spiritual

"she's heaps Spiro hey"

"They're all doing Spiro shit"

by connorgoddess February 21, 2018

Spitrod

the act of inserting a penis into opposite ends of a person to make them appear as if they were impaled on a spitrod

Friend: Yo man! Your girlfriend is SOOOO hot! Can we spitrod her?
Boyfriend: Screw off. Let's spitrod your mom instead.

by K-10_24 December 24, 2007

team spitroast

A spitroast involving multiple members to enhance all-round pleasure.

The Chuckle Brothers were having a team spitroast. "To me!" "To you!" "To me!" "To you!" they shouted.

by chucklebroz July 19, 2007

spitroast

girl getting anal and pussy sex at the same time

steve- netball girl - als

by adam April 24, 2005

spitroasting

spitting one one's genitals and then rubbing the saliva and mixed skin particles into orifices.

"kinkywolf babes I dont do spitroasting huni"

Elena from ElenasLocker

by Guest86058 December 28, 2009