spare tire

the flab around the stomach that can stick out over a women's jeans. obtained by overeating, not excercising enough, or drinking too much beer.

HOWEVER... can be kindof cute on the right woman

small spare tires are sexy, whereas BIG-RIG truck tires aren't

by Cowboyssuck July 7, 2010

Sparefooting

Verb:
Sparefooting is the act of riding an elevator for just one floor. This act becomes even more egregious when the elevator is going downward.

John on the 5th floor: "Man having that smoke sure wore me out."
Mark: "I hear you - let's sparefoot it down to four."
John: "Won't sparefooting make us look lazy?"
Mark: "Only to those people who don't know how hard it is to walk down that flight of stairs."

*ding*

by Jippydo January 28, 2014

sparsely

in a thinly dispersed manner; in small numbers.

A sparsely populated region

by TheFootballManiac January 17, 2017

Spare Change Hooker

A low class whore, raking in the pennies like an 80's arcade machine.

Also refered to as a Spare-Changer.

Guy 1: Holy crap, man, her skirt's so short you can count all the babies she's aborted.
Guy 2: That's a Spare Change Hooker if I ever saw one.

by Pineyappul November 3, 2008

Spare Card

it is said when one person in a conversation sets them self up for a massive joke and another person in the conversation spares their humiliation.

dude1: yo, im really in the mood for some hot dogs
dude2: oh man i could have got you so bad but i'll give you a spare card this time.

by ABS-OF-STEEL April 21, 2009

Sparsimony

To save a top-notch attraction for the next visit. Adjective: sparsimonious, adj.

"So, you made it to The Big Apple! Did you get to Ollie's joint?"
"Naw! In a fit of sparsimony, we gave it a miss for next time!"

by Attika-Elvis October 25, 2009

Sparkelly

A type of bracelet or hairtie also known as the scrunchie worn around the wrist. NOT IN THE HAIR.

I love the sparkelly you chose to wear today.

by tacos.me November 19, 2017