Sparky

A kid who you nicknamed Sparky in the seventh grade. Now it is used religiously by yourself in favor of not using his actual name to prove your obvious dominance.

Sparky: those dad jokes are Satan himself. I'm scared.
Me: HI SCARED IM DAD
Sparky: NOOOOOOOOOO that's it I'm making a lettuce clone of you do I can ban the real one to the depths of hell

by Hshshsb November 4, 2019

Sparky Grape

Sparky Grape is the result of a condomless weekend at Lake Havasu with a sorority girl from Arizona State.

Bro #1: I Spring Breaked at Lake Havasu and caught Sparky Grape from Trinity at ASU.

Bro #2: You need to get to Doctor Davis, like, yesterday!

by JSnow7J November 6, 2019

Sparky woody

The term used for when individual(s) have a weed roach and suck extremely hard to inhale every inch of the smoke left while saying “sparky woody”

“She boutta hit that sparky woody”

by Tuffpuppy September 17, 2021

Sparkie

Broken spark plug, can be on a leash or a peice of string so you don't lose it, used to smash car windows to loot out of it.

Yeah, let's go bippin, I already got the sparkie for the window.

by ImARaptors November 23, 2023

Sparky crotch

When you rub a balloon up against your pubes to maky a static electric field.

My mom has a sparky crotch

by Chicken nudley sup April 16, 2020

Sparky linguini legs

sparky is the only person in the world that like men and sucks the gay out of anyone

God i hate niggers, sparky linguini legs come suck the gay out that nigger.

by bozoalert May 28, 2022

sparky meal

A sparky meal is a meal made by a princess baby girl together with her prince.

I feel like eating a super delicious meal, I feel like eating a sparky meal

by Rspacedwn September 7, 2017