Butt Slammed

Butt Slammed is when something is ridiculously crowded or busy.

Goddamnit this road is butt slammed.

by WindowLicker9000 February 3, 2010

Spammer

Yeah, you don't mean to anger us, yet you enclose viruses in every one of your e-mails that will permanently screw up the computer of anyone stupid enough to open them. Then you hack your way in with ease after the computer's security systems have been assulted with garbage data, steal anything on their hard drive that sounds like it's related to money, and then get back to ass-fucking your pet goat in your parents' basement. If I ever see you on the street, I'll kill you, bitch.

Watch your ass, spammer. I just got parolled and I feel like chasing someone that really pisses me off down the street with a fireaxe right about now.

by C-can February 11, 2004

slammed

1. (most obviosly) FUCKED HARD

2. Lowered suspension

3. Drunk

1. My cock hurts because I slammed your sister too hard in the cornhole

2. My wicked ride is slammed into the weeds

3. I was so slammed I said I liked 4 cylinder cars last night. Everyone thought I was a fuckstain

by Vin Diesel August 8, 2003

Spammer

Video Game Term. Stupid bitches who suck at videogames who keep using the same move over and over again, rendering the person their fighting to guard constantly until their health reaches zero. If your pro at a game, try side stepping or countering when your bitch as friend is spamming.

Spammer Asswhole: Yea take that and that.
Guy with Skillz: Stop spamming motha fucka
Spammer Asswhole: Nope just bend over and take it.
Guy with Skillz: *SIde Steps* Gotcha now bitch. Your about to get fucked!
Spammer Asswhole: NOOOOOO BIATCH!
Game Announcer: Player 2 Wins... Player 1 SUcks ass spammer bitch!

by Dicktionary.Mcl March 31, 2009

Shit Slammed

When you are constipated and pushing sooo hard, just to make that one little poo, that you painfully break your back

Jason calls in sick ..

After school, Chris calls Jason ..

Chris: Hey why weren't you at school today?

Jason: Bro .. Its a long story, and embarrassing

Chris: Aids?

Jason: Nope. I got shit slammed.

Chris: On the toilet?

Jason: Yes, on the toilet .. It was horrible .. But you cant tell anyone!!!

Chris: Damn, thats worse than AIDS. Don't worry bro, you can trust me. I gotta go .. My sister needs to use the phone.

Chris hangs up and calls Austin and Julian on 3-way

Chris: You guys will never believe what happened to Jason!!

Julian and Austin: What??

Chris: He got shit slammed!! Poor little fucker

Julian and Austin: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Jesselikesitinthebutt November 9, 2011

spammer

Quite possibly one of the lowest forms of life around. Fills the email boxes of people with offers for increasing the size of male genitila, mortgage refinacing, credit, links to pages displaying every kind of sexual act known to humans, and among other things, pills.

I know someone who was in the hospital for a week last year, when he got home there was over 2000 spam messages in his inbox.

by jesster79 March 12, 2004

sammed

to be fooled into thinking a girl is hot through a picture she sends while in real life she is actually quite unfortunate.

i saw that bitch today who sent me a hot pic last night..not good.

bra you got sammed!! yadigg?

by omghahalol May 17, 2009