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Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC

Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC (NCS) was founded in Virginia Beach, VA in 2009. NCS is the dopest computer repair service on the planet. They have already spread throughout 95% of the entire universe. They currently have their eyes set on earth however they are definitely taking their sweet time. The identity of their true leader is currently unknown but there are a few known facts. We do know that their owner is a man and we have heard that he is extremely handsome. If you come across him, be extemely cautious when looking into his eyes. He seems to have the ability to control your mind and somewhat alter reality. Just to be on the safe side, you should probably "like" them on their facebook page.

www.facebook.com/NinjaComputerSolutions

Their website is www.NinjaComputerSolutions.com just in case you decide that you want to have your technology worked on.
Dude: Shit, my computer just broke!

Dude's Friend: Yo, contact Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC, they'll fix that shit fast as hail!
by Akatsuki Leader October 11, 2011
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For Adolf Hitler: To kill every European Jew.
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