desperate son of a bitch 

Ugly ass guy who would fuck a tree because no girl would ever suck his dick. He molests himself over pictures of random college girls wishing he could get laid.

Stay away from that desperate son of a bitch. He does too much ejaculation.

desperate son of a bitch by mcnuggetdestroyer December 29, 2017

God's Anti Son-of-a-Bitch Machine 

1.) Underground tightly regimented politcal freedom/anarchist organisation, located in an undergroud secret volcano layer underneath the rolling pasture of Fallbrook. AKA G.A.S.O.B.M.

2.) An extremely potent and scrumptious alcoholic beverage created by above said group. To make, obtain extra large carls jr. cup. Add 4 shots of Smirnoff citrus, one redbull energy drink, 6 shots of X-rated liquer, and filled to the brim with pineapple-orange juice. Serve chilled.

"God's Anti Son-of-a-Bitch Machine is responsible for all acts of vandalism in Sounthern California, manufacturing of explosive devices, kidnapping, distillation, theft, raids, and other questionable activity of the dubious teenager sort."

"I love to chug GASOBM's at all times of the day"

God's Anti Son-of-a-Bitch Machine by Spiderman & El Diablo December 10, 2008

fag son of a bitch 

it obviously states here, ure a fag and a son of a bitch!

boy: hey man, can i buy you a condom?

boy 2: damn, what a fag son of a bitch.

boy 3: FSOB!

fag son of a bitch by brownboy and lawlawman June 11, 2010

Fucking Son of a Bitch 

A word to call an asshole or when you stub your toe.

"You're a Fucking Son of a Bitch"

Fucking Son of a Bitch by totally a h00man February 4, 2021

poor son of a bitch 

it's like 'poor bastard' except its son of a bitch

fella 1:I had constipation last night
fella 2: you poor son of a bitch

poor son of a bitch by EpicGamerJues78 April 15, 2023

The dilemma of the son of a bitch 

When you have responsabilities that you don't want to do, but you're still bored and don't know what to do.

You: Uuuhh. I'm sooo bored, Jeff !
Jeff : don't worry, it's the dilemma of the son of a bitch! You're just a huge failure and I hope you won't get anything in life.

The dilemma of the son of a bitch by I_have_erectile_dysfunction October 10, 2023

one tough son of a bitch

throws thumbs of after getting hit in a fight

“austin seamen was one tough son of a bitch at that fight today!”

one tough son of a bitch by kmalokks March 23, 2022