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Sacrifice a goat

A term for masturbation as coined by Shannon Alexander on an internet forum...
After seeing his teacher in her tight white blouse little johnny had all the inspiration he needed to sacrifice a goat that evening...
by Shannon Alexander November 5, 2011
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ham sacrifice

When a man in his early 20's marries a fat bag hag with an undesirable personality that benefits all the other men on earth by leaving one more hot women for the rest of us.
Look at that gross pig he is with; he made the "ham sacrifice" !
by iikii July 24, 2016
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Early morning sacrifice

1.) The piece of food, or candy you eat in the morning after brushing your teeth. The purpose, for eating this "sacrifice" is, for it to take the "toothpaste" taste out of your mouth so that you can then eat something else worth your while, and not have a bad taste to it.

Birth of "Early morning sacrifice" - 1/27/12
Should I eat a granola bar, or have a starburst, for my early morning sacrifice?

That's nasty! Why do I keep forgetting to have an early morning sacrifice, before my cereal.
by TheRealPandaSwag February 22, 2012
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Snackrifice to the Sun god

To eat a victum in honor of the Sun god. Victums may be either dead or alive during the offering. Usually performed on an altar.
Matt: Did you take part in the snackrifice to the Sun god?

Steven: Yeah, I ate his left thigh.
by Admiral Snacktar June 17, 2010
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Sacrifice

When the person who is sacrificed is tied down and the strippers (there will be many) perform acts of satism.
Aye yo were gonna take our boy over to the club tonight and get him sacrificed.
by jcbitch1992 November 8, 2020
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Snackrifice

1994 Was Developed by the "Pyro" of Freeman Centennial Grade School in Norfolk MA. The word is a combination of Snack and Sacrifice. It has since caught on like wildfire, no pun intended.

To give food willingly
I demand a snackrifice
by Tobias Silverthorne May 8, 2008
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snackrifice

Giving away a coveted much-awaited treat to a superior out of ogligatory feeling.
I'd been staring at my brownie all morning waiting for break time, but had to snackrifice it to the boss.
by frehd March 23, 2009
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