Soccer Mom

Upper-middle class caucaisian north american women. They drive large gas guzzling SUVs and think that their kids are better than anything in the universe and won't make any mistake. ever.
they are the reason nobody can have fun anymore because of safety regulations and why everyone is super insecure. they are often passive agressive and have a hard time saying no or discipling their childeren this results in their children having no self esteem.

We MUST destroy all soccer moms

Sheryll is a soccer mom, look at her new Chevy Suburban and her kids Brenden and Preston.

Soccer Mom by BoredWhiteGuy February 1, 2016

Soccer Mom

A suburban,(white, 95% of the time) middle-class mom who drives a mini-van and has usually 2-4 kids. She holds mostly conservative political views, and is unemployed. She spends her day watching daytime television, and/or grocery shopping for her family. She gets all her money from her husband. She usually is semi-religious and often shelters her children. Her other duties consist of dropping off and picking up her children from soccer practice, and other sports or activities. She also gets overly-involved in her children's school, being an active member of the PTA. She is exactly what makes suburban life so dull.

A woman who is way too overprotective and involved in her children's lives is a soccer mom.

Soccer Mom by TomNook June 9, 2011

soccer mom

A progression from the shocker and surprise, but not quite the mini van. This consists of one up front with three little ones in the back.

After receiving the soccer mom, my girlfriend knew her destiny in life.

soccer mom by spiralhelix June 21, 2011

Soccer Mom

Usually a very over protective parent. You can see them at game stored freaking out about games like "Mortal Kombat" or "Call of duty" very annoying and is the whole reason why anmies like DBZ have been so butchered.

Soccer Mom: How can you sell this game with all the blood you are all makeing seriel killers here!

Me: Oh my god I just came in to buy Dead Island!

Soccer Mom by Bob the funky human October 16, 2011

soccer mom

A blonde middle-aged woman who's spent far too much time at the fake-n'-bake, barely stands five feet tall on her tiptoes, drives an SUV the size of a Sherman tank because she has a female Napoleon complex, and plasters the back of said vehicle with stickers about how her child is a straight A student at <insert here> middle school.

Most of the women driving SUV's around Richmond, VA.

soccer mom by Syd Barrett December 23, 2003

soccer mom

Homemakers who have a whole shitload of kids because they don't know how to use birth control and instead of working, they spend their weeks and summers shuttling them around in their death trap SUV's to their various activities. They're usually extremely protective when it comes to their kids and try to protect them in every way possible.

I refuse to become a soccer mom. I'm having two kids, total and they'll have one activity each.

soccer mom by Jennifer Strong September 4, 2008

Soccer mom

30-50 year old moms, usually living in the suburbs. They usually have about 2-3 kids, and drive them around everywhere in large ass gas guzzling SUVs with bumper stickers saying "My little fuck of a child is an honor roll student at ____ Middle School". Apparently it's impossible to fit two fucking kids in anything less than a car that seats seven.

They stay at home most of the time, working around the house, hauling their kids everywhere to anything like soccer to fucking astronaut school. Oh, and about their kids: The children of soccer moms are their fucking pride and joy, their "angels". They must have the best grades, be the most popular, be the best at soccer, you name it. The kids must be shielded from anything bad, like the occasional "hell" from that sitcom you watch to sex ed at school. They lack freedom of expression as the moms must not let them be able to do anything exciting in life, because apparently going on the internet turns them in to bad people. Which is funny, because half the time they grow up to be lonely shitholes that die from binge drinking or ODing on drugs. So they are not allowed to watch any TV shows rated over TV-G, can only go on the internet for 30 minutes each week with super parental controls turned on, and cannot play any video games over the rating E, even as teenagers.

Religion: The soccer mom is a hard core christian, and anything that is not 100% christian in any way is considered satanic, like TV shows, and ESPECIALLY music. Yep, they're only allowed to listen to boring country christian music shit.

Soccer moms don't do shit besides destroy the environment, take up space, and raise children totally wrong. Their husbands on the other hand, make $80K a year with some job he's always at, most likely fucking his hot co-worker the whole time.

Fuck soccer moms, they are the scum of this Earth and are a disgrace to the name of freedom and expression.

Look at that soccer mom, what a fucking bitch

Soccer mom by wtfwaffles September 15, 2009