snapsexting

The act for a temporarily-exposed-message-exchanging application user of asking a fellow user how he/she would handle his penis, the question being previously set to be available for reading for up to 10 seconds.

Matt was snapsexting Laura yesterday morning but she wasn't available so he turned to Ashley who quickly responded and then Matt was satisfied.

by ju3433433432343 August 20, 2014

wet soap dish

You're in the tub and there's jus a lil bit of water in there, your girl comes in and you go on top and she's slidin' like a wet soapdish

Yo you hear joey gave that girl a wet soap dish?

by Ayy Ro June 1, 2005

free soap

a word created for fobs when they get rejected by hot girls and then seek aid from the gandalf becuase FUKIN DUMB BELLEND DOOR died by fukin snape u snake i.e the wizard of kik , hence the kik wizard named the fob after the word suicide ... named him "suside" as he has emotional trama ect , pray to god these fobs do commit suside .

FSFS THIS FOB IS GOING FREESOAP AGAIN

FREE SOAP MEANS EMOTIONAL TRAIN REC

by FREE SOAP October 14, 2015

Seroquel Slaps

A game played with seroquel. Disclaimer: Seroquel is a prescription antipsychotic AND a heavy sedative. Use caution when using seroquel and, uh... Don't play this. Yeah, don't play it. I'm one of those idiots you hear about.
Anyways, the rules are as follows. Two persons take an equal, rather small, SAFE dose of seroquel. They then sit near (or classically across from) each other. The goal is to stay awake and help keep your friend awake... With friendly slaps. The goal is NOT to slap the fuck outta the other person, damage or fights are to be avoided. The goal is merely to keep each other awake and fucked up on seroquel. That's how you "win."

"Me and John found some of his crazy uncles seroquel and we played Seroquel Slaps last night!"
"My brain feels like melted ice cream because of the seroquel."
""We both lost at seroquel slaps last night and we woke up in pools of drool!"

by NoxNurd November 9, 2020

I call slaps

A term used when you wish to protect your seat by slapping it before you leave. This means you will have your spot when you return

"Nobody take my spot, I call slaps on this seat"

by Anon1738626 December 30, 2016

drop the soap

An utterly hilarious Bob Rivers song parody of "Rock the Boat" (1973) by The Hues Corporation.

And no, it's all an urban legend. It's perfectly safe to drop the soap in the prison showers. It's just not safe to pick up the soap after... the jail showers are disgusting and you really don't want to know what's down there.

Ever since this prison term began
My tush has lived in fear of some big hairy man
And I'm nervous hanging out with these thugs and thieves
They're looking for a quiet place to corner me

I hope that I get out on probation
Before someone in that washroom gives me love deviation

So I'd like to know if
You get the notion
If I touch my toes will
You get the lotion
And I'd like to know when
You make a motion
And I'd like the guard to
Hear the commotion

Drop the soap
Don't drop the soap baby
Drop the soap
Not safe to bend over
Drop the soap
Don't tap my butt, bubba
Drop the soap...

by bitchuck October 22, 2023

Damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith

This phrase is used to emphasis how fire something is. Use this phrase to spice up any compliment.

Yo, you've got some nice kicks, damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith.

Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith

by Ballsack6999 April 13, 2022