soggy anus

an anus which has been buttfucked to the limit and cum is dripping out of it

"oh no whenever i fart my pants get wet"

by Hakko December 14, 2003

Soggy Backpack

A sexual move involving you secretly blowing your bonersauce on a partners back and then having them slip their shirt back on. The sloppy jizz blizzard still on their back results in a soggy backpack.

That freak I railed last night threw her shirt on too fast and walked out with a soggy backpack.

by CrustyRubbers July 20, 2011

Soggy Molly

The act of collecting large amounts of saliva on your index finger and then sticking it in someone's armpit with a twisting motion. Usually done from behind to allow for the element of surprise and to give you a chance to run.

Index fingers from both hands can be used at the same time for a double-barreled soggy molly.

While Billy-Bob was giving the nerd a wet willy, Jimbo was giving him a soggy molly.

by angus mctavish September 30, 2012

Soggy Cobbler

an old lady vagina ; warn out and out of juice from many years of “experience”/ encounters with male genitals.

Yo mark your grandfather told me your grandma has a soggy cobbler.

by Southernjaggoff February 29, 2020

Soggy breakaway

When you bite the ends off of a breakaway chocolate bar, and then use it like a straw for tea until tea comes out the other side into your mouth, you have a soggy breakaway. Eat it, it'll be warm, melted chocolate, and delicious.

"Mom, put the kettle on, I've got a craving for a soggy breakaway!"

by Ben is Zero November 3, 2019

Soggy Lobster

(n.): Word to describe a penis that explodes during ejaculation. The skin is torn in several places and the flesh protrudes out, dripping with blood and semen. Usually brought on by recreational use of viagra and penis pumping combined.

A soggy lobster.

by CrunchyCrab October 27, 2010

soggy tent

A soggy tent is defined as being an event post-golden shower, when your sheets are soaked in an unhealthy amount of urine.

"Joe sat gleefully in the middle of his soggy tent, pretending to be in a North American boreal forest."

by TheBanterBoyz April 30, 2014