Sneeze Priest

A random person who says "God Bless You" when you sneeze but seldom goes to church and is not really religous. This forces you to acknoledge them or give the sign of the cross.

After sneezing in a public place, a stranger says "God Bless You" and looks at you with an expectaion of a thank you. Your friend says "who was that?" and you reply "I have no idea, he must be the local Sneeze Priest!"

by xctx February 26, 2009

sneeze my chonies

accidentally tinkle a little in your underwear

I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna sneeze my chonies..

by ChonieMama February 11, 2008

Sneezarheas

When you try to hold a sneeze in when you have diarrhea and all the force makes you crap your pants.

One day I was sitting at a stop light and all of a sudden I felt like I was going to shit myself. Almost simultaneously I felt I had to sneeze. Like an idiot, I pinched my nose and held my sneeze causing me to shit myself so hard that it shot up my back almost to my neck. Worst case of the sneezarheas that I've ever had!

by All you can eat fish as the Y! January 16, 2010

Sneeze Nasty

Adverb: the act of sneezing while simultaneously shitting your pants, brings shart-ing to the next level

Michelle:I have the beer shits and a cold what a shitty day

Chelsey: Oh no, you better be careful or you might just sneeze nasty

by MickChe April 7, 2011

Snez

A snez is a sneeze but way better. It's commonly used when someone has a nice sneeze.

Person 1: *Sneeses* "Snez"

Person 2: "Nice Snez Bro"

Person 1: "That snez was good bro"

by Pineapples are really gud October 26, 2020

snezfucker

A sneezing fetishist, particularly a ravenously enthusiastic/horny sneezing fetishist; the term originated on Tumblr

In "Fugly", John Leguizamo plays a snezfucker who tries to get his partner (played by Rosie Perez) to sneeze for him. She does not oblige.

by Dinosaur P0ultry October 28, 2020

Ninja sneeze

when you think you're going to sneeze, but then you don't. it's there one moment, and then it just disappears like a ninja!

Friend 1: *look of concentration*....dang!
Friend 2: what?
Friend 1: ninja sneeze

Friend 2: aw, i hate that
Friend 1: i know right?

by XxCottonCandyStarsxX May 18, 2009