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Snowdie

This is an indoor activity on a cold day after a blustery round of sledding, snow structure-building, or killing baby seals. It involves S'mores (fire made of course), hot cocoa, and that baby seal freshly skinned as the rug=where it all happens.
After building that anatomically correct snowman, I need to get snowdie.

I spent so much time making S'mores I think I'm snowdie out.

Thursday, Georgie Porgie and his girlfriend Sue did some runs on icicle mountain, then met up with their friends Mr. Muffin and Ponce de leon for a snowball fight that included sixteen square blocks. After that epic experience they found an Arctic hunting party and joined in for the ritual slaying of the baby seal infestation plaguing the ice shelf. On the way back, Georgie looks at Sue and asks her, "how interested are you in some snowdie when we get back to the wigwam?"
"I'm just not in the mood, it has been a long day and I have another visit from Aunt Flo so no snowdie for you; unless of course you want to snowdie all by yourself."
by BumbleBeeTuna Johnson July 7, 2010
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Snowbird

snow·bird
/ˈsnōˌbərd/

noun

1. A refugee from a failed Blue state that seeks economic, climatic and political asylum in a thriving Red state on a seasonal basis. Texas and Florida are where most Snowbirds go during their annual migration.

* The term "Winter Texan" is preferred by Snowbirds but it's far too dignified.
"It appears that most snowbirds are rude ingrates."

"Did you see that Snowbird mesmerized by the asparagus at HEB?
by Inquisitor January 28, 2023
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PINOT NOIR SNOWBEASTITY

"...where you can't tell ifa black man is fat or not because he wearin a puffcoat."
Oh check out that pinot noir snowbeastity.
by Trent Ryan July 13, 2019
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snowbirding

Snowbirding is when a male sneaks up on a sleeping female, opens her left eye and ejaculates inside of it. After this, the male opens the right eyelid and spits in it, before punshing her, forcing the cum through her eyelids, down her nasal passage, up into the lungs, before it is excreted via her mouth.

History: This word was Unveiled after reading the history of Lord Byron II court appeal, after being accused of sexually molesting his wife.
"Yo hommie I went snowbirding last night, and I think that your mother left a present on your carpet."
by Miss Kosberg December 31, 2004
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Snowdie

This is an indoor activity on a cold day after a blustery round of sledding, snow structure-building, or killing baby seals. It involves S'mores (fire made of course), hot cocoa, and that baby seal freshly skinned as the rug=where it all happens.
After building that anatomically correct snowman, I need to get snowdie.

I spent so much time making S'mores I think I'm snowdie out.

Thursday, Georgie Porgie and his girlfriend Sue did some runs on icicle mountain, then met up with their friends Mr. Muffin and Ponce de leon for a snowball fight that included sixteen square blocks. After that epic experience they found an Arctic hunting party and joined in for the ritual slaying of the baby seal infestation plaguing the ice shelf. On the way back, Georgie looks at Sue and asks her, "how interested are you in some snowdie when we get back to the wigwam?"
"I'm just not in the mood, it has been a long day and I have another visit from Aunt Flo so no snowdie for you; unless of course you want to snowdie all by yourself."
by BumbleBeeTuna Johnson July 7, 2010
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Snowbirds

SNOWBIRDS are the people that immidiately flock to anyone that is in the act of using or preparing to use cocaine.

People that gather around you while in the act of using or preparing to use cocaine. They try and act friendly or as if they are your friend. When really are only acting selfishly, hoping to score a free line.
Man 1-Hey man would you wanna sniff a line?

Man 2- Hell yea!... But hey there's a lot of people, watch out for snowbirds!

(5mins later)Stranger- Hey can I get a line?

Man 1- f**k off you snowbird!
by Kyle The Curious October 22, 2013
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Snowbirds

Firstly: The BEST airshow demonstration team IN THE WORLD!! The Canadian Snowbirds are regarded by most as the best demo team in the world. Out scoring ALL of the bloody American teams because they suck, CANADIANS ROCK!!!

Secondly:An old person that gose south to avoid the cold. Only in America, not in Canada, so go deal with them your own way dammit!
I went to an airshow where the CAF Snowbirds were preforming, and they totally out did the damn American Blue Angels!
by Minority September 22, 2006
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