I have the power of god and anime on my side

If somebody says this, BACK AWAY. For all you know, this person could destroy you with one phrase.

Guy: Kys
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ExcusemesirWTF January 5, 2019

Side Bird

Sexual position for less capable men. Much like the side dog but a less aggressive version. Preferred by decades long married couples. A position a Reverend might use.

Side bird took pressure off Rev’s back making it easier for him to perform.

by Poolside June 23, 2020

Right side of the dirt

Alive. Not dead and buried.

Tom: I had a very bad car accident last week. Busted my leg.
Jill: At least you wound up on the right side of the dirt.

by Ebullient Gideon September 1, 2011

B-Side

1-The less popular side of a record, usually featuring a song that is not promoted with the record.

2-The significantly more difficult version of a game.

1- “I personally think this record’s B-Side is super underrated, maybe even better than the A-Side.”

2- “Celeste’s B-Side levels are so difficult, I easily died 3,000 times between them all!”

by Global Warming is Real Liberal May 20, 2021

Dirty Side Of The Bed

When you run off a batch before going to sleep —letting it fly and land where it may— and then roll over to sleep in the clean part of the bed.

You act nonplussed when I told you about my Dirty Side Of The Bed, like you've never laid in your own filth before.

by Stingy Guts October 2, 2023

go kermit sewer side

It is basically a spin off of go commit die, except this is more deadly, it reaches into your soul and hits you hard, its more destructive than jokes about dead relatives, its the best comeback

Person 1: your mom gay
Person 2: stfu and go kermit sewer side

by Reknios July 10, 2018

Keep the blue side up!

Salutation; refers to the artificial horizon indicator on an aircraft instrument panel. Blue represents sky and black represents the ground. If the black side is up, this will not end well. Similar to truckers' salutation of "Keep it between the paint" and satirical theatrical salutation of "Break a leg."

Said to a spouce: "See ya later, honey; keep the blue side up!"
To a friend: "Remember to keep the blue side up!"

by Melody Lawson August 28, 2008