Pussy Snare

A Pussy Snare is a snare that attracts females and traps them. The type of Pussy Snare used is dependent on many factors such as these: what type of Pussy are you looking to catch? Old pussy? Young pussy? Fertile pussy? Cute pussy? Dumb pussy? Smart pussy? Lazy pussy? Skinny and or fat pussy? Lady pussy? Woman pussy? Tight pussy? Loose pussy? Hairy pussy? Bald pussy? White pussy? Black pussy? Yellow pussy? Red pussy? Tight young white girl pussy? Whatever kind of pussy you’re looking to snare, it will depend on the bait and type of trap. If you’re looking to snare a young Mexican tight pussy, try using the Pussy Snare model - 3 it looks like an ordinary border of the United States, but in reality it’s a Pussy Snare. Try Putting down an American flag or some tacos as bait. If you’re looking to snare a black pussy, I would suggest the Model - 2 snare, this snare looks like her ex boyfriend’s Xbox, but in reality it’s a pussy snare. As bait, use her ex boyfriend’s credit card. If you’re trying to snare some white girl pussy, (the trickiest of all mind you) use the model - 1 snare. This snare looks like a Starbucks, but in reality it’s a Pussy Snare use a Frappuccino or some kind of other fancy coffee as bait. If you’re looking to score some yellow pussy, use the model - 4 snare. This snare looks like a noodle shop, but in reality it’s a Pussy Snare Use a small dog in a small purse as bait. If you’re looking to snare some red pussy, don’t.

“I just finished setting up eight pussy snares today” - uncle Jimbob

by SoupCanHarry The hobo November 8, 2019

Snarcasm

The use of sharp wit that combines sarcasm and snarkiness...

Samson has learned to to exercise discretion and sensitivity with his girlfriend by avoiding jokes and snarcasm.

by Don Flavio III October 15, 2010

snare drum

an instrument in the drumline that almost EVERYBODY wants to play. The drummers of these items usually are the cockiest and/or craziest guys in the line and their school, but their drum is always the only one on the field you can hear, so they have a right to be.

that one drum that's not vertical but is at times tilted to the drummer's right is a snare drum.

by drumline April 11, 2006

snarge

The bloody goo produced when an animal, usually a bird, collides with an aircraft.

Each day, the Smithsonian Institution's Feather Identification Laboratory receives about a dozen packages of snarge from around the country.

by Wookiee Sniper September 29, 2005

snarky

A witty mannerism, personality, or behavior that is a combination of sarcasm and cynicism. Usually accepted as a complimentary term. Snark is sometimes mistaken for a snotty or arrogant attitude.

Her snarky remarks had half the room on the floor laughing and the other half ready to walk out.

by A Gianotto (snipe) October 9, 2002

snart

to accidentally rip one when you sneeze

Bless you. Nasty! Did you just snart?

by skukuza June 11, 2007

snarkosaurus

A person who is massive, lumbering and snarky, thus resembling both a dinosaur and a snarky person.

"Man, you are so snarky... go join up with the rest of the snarkosaurus herd."

by alyssa h November 22, 2005