Smurfing

Smurfing, the act of painting oneself blue then sneaking up on people and rubing your penis on them.

Chris thought smurfing was cool he once smurfed a lady so hard, i thought she was going to passout.

by jcwizzle September 10, 2016

Smuggling-Sultana's

Where ones nipples are a noticable bump in a shirt/top. Usually more noticable in women on cold day's. Not Gender Specific.

Ooh look at her, she's smuggling sultana's.

by Michael Higgs October 18, 2004

Swag Slurping

When you only know one other person at a party, so you stick with him/her so their coolness rubs off on you and you don't look awkward.

Person 1: "How was the party?"
Person 2: "It was OK, but I couldn't get any because Jeff was swag slurping me all night."

by 9steele9 June 7, 2010

SMURFING

The act of hitting someone across the face with one's penis

I SMURFED the bus driver for arriving late; would you like me to SMURF you?; What lovely weather for smurfing

by Spyke March 17, 2003

Smurfing

The act of going out drinking purely to catch yourself a woman of small stature, 4'6" and less.

Dude that guy should just go Smurfing

by Naraic72 January 19, 2011

Slurping

Performing oral sex on a female - Eating Pussy

I could not only feel, but hear them slurping between my thighs...

by suziederkins December 18, 2019

snurdling

The act of wrapping the foreskin of one's penis around the tip of another man's penis. Most commonly occuring between two homosexuals.

Lance and Gary were caught snurdling in the locker room
and had to leave town to escape their shame.

by Gnomercy September 25, 2006