smurf

A smurf is a person that is very small, for example a midget.

The word Smurf is from a comic and television franchise centered on a group of extremely small blue fictional creatures called Smurfs.

so when you call someone a smurf it indicates that your calling them very small aka midget but you say smurf because it sounds better ;)

look at that little smurf bitch

smurf by scottydosentknow May 10, 2011

smurf

Pet name for "BIG blue gel vibrator"

smurf by quechee gorge August 20, 2003

smurf

Known person of an internet community who creates a new avatar for the purpose of doing the following things while being unknown.

1) To have fun picking on people
2) To keep the reputation of their main avatar intact
3) To be left alone
4) To remove themselves from any bias that the community might have on their main avatar

Mike started smurfing on my forum.

smurf by Mordan April 23, 2005

smurf

The best Utopia kingdom around.

Smurfs are better than Pansies

smurf by Da Smurf August 19, 2003

smurf

a word that can replace verbs in sentences.

I saw u and smurfette leave the bar last night!
Yeah, as soon as we left the parking lot, she started smurfin me.
NO SMUFIN WAY!!!
smurf ya
smurf

smurf by iainttellinumyname December 10, 2003

Smurf

Insult.
Obnoxious person with an unhealthy craving for attention.
Usually used for children and teenagers.
Especially insulting when used for an adult.

That little smurf's been yelling and making a fool out of himself for the last hour. He just doesn't get it.

Smurf by Jef Van Vinckenroye September 5, 2008

smurf

When you get high by use of mushrooms. Useful when you want to get high with some friends without drawing attention. Dirived from the "Smurfs" cartoon because they live in mushrooms. Can be used in past tense and present tense, and can also be used as an adjective by use of "ed".

How bout we all smurf in the alley real quick.
He is smurfed out of his mind.
I caught John smurfing again.
John smurfs too much.
I smurfed for the first time last night.

smurf by Johnd!!!!! October 7, 2007