smudgie

A smudgie is when you freeze a length of your shit, and use it as a dildo on a girl.
Wouldn't it melt I hear you say? That's the smudgie part.

I've got some smudgie crust left on flaps this morning.

by Gazza May 17, 2006

dick smudge

Sticky residue left by the head of a willy.
Or someone who looks like it.

What fucking dick smudge has left a dick smudge on me curtains.
The missus is gonna do her pieces when she sees it.

by Stevie Wankychops November 13, 2005

smutage

the active hoe(v)
notorius dick sucker (n)

That bicth consistenly commits smutage

by T-Dot Representa March 22, 2007

Smudge Fuck

To ruin something through excessive handling.

I don't lend out my porno magazines anymore because they always come back smudge fucked.

by october-jones October 23, 2008

Smudge Cuddler

A scrub that wants to cuddle&or romanticizes road kill.

I watched a baby duckling get stamped to the road by a bus. I could only think: "I wanted to cuddle that smudge at one point." for that moment. I knew then, that I am a smudge cuddler.

by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020

Smudging

The act of rubbing a partner’s butthole with a fingertip or thumb but not entering

While she was riding me my hands reached around her ass and I used my index finger to start smudging her asshole

by dzo August 28, 2021

smutabucket

a girl who pretty much opens her legs to everyone and everything on the block. certain smutabuckets are international and fuck with people outside their block. some smutabuckets know they are smutabuckets and represent for all smutabuckets of the world while others are in denial or just do it on the low.

example 1: eww. look at aisha. the whole world been up in that smutabucket.

example 2: my name is naijah and i am a proud smutabucket.

example 3: i skipped school and ran away from home to go meet up with a total stranger for sex and im no smutabucket, says sheara.

by queenae wuvsz snoopy March 10, 2008