DNA Smuggler

A reference to a nasty hoe. She is so full of man juice that she could be detained for DNA smuggling.

Danielle so nasty, she a DNA smuggler!

by Swolln Johnson March 7, 2008

Cactus Smuggler

A Mexican tranvestite.

Who brought this cactus smuggler to the party.

by 13 March 26, 2003

sausage smuggler

person who smuggles cocks in his ass

Big Bird is a sausage smuggler.

by Blackadder August 10, 2003

cock-swoggler

1. A filthy person; esp. one that swoggles cocks.
2. One that sucks cock

That bitch smells like a nasty cock-swoggler

by definitiveperson January 24, 2006

muffin smuggler

a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.

1. I didnt know that girl was a muffin smuggler until it was deliciously too late.

by jokitier December 1, 2011

Smeg Smuggler

A man who does not clean his smeg from under his foreskin therefore smuggles his smeg to various destinations.

You are a smeg smuggler.

by BigDizzle & Chevron July 27, 2017

Breast Smuggler

A female that carries money, drugs, jewelry, valuables or other sundries in her bra for safekeeping or concealment.

Rachel was ragging with Aunt Flo but didn’t want to carry a purse so she was breast smuggling a couple tampons.

My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018