smear the queer

A game, played with a football, taught by all good fathers to their sons and daughters.

I play smear the queer with all my kids.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

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Smear Face

A person who's face is so horrible it has surpassed all others and we just had to create a new name for them.

Check out that ugly bitch.

Oh my god she's a total Smear Face!

ugly fugly shit face

by blonde051309 January 16, 2011

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Drop Smeared

The female version of Tea-Bagging. Think about it.

-"Damn she drop smeared you?!?"

-"Yeah man I'm still drying my face off!"

by Marshmello73 December 15, 2011

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Britney Smears

What Britney gives to the doctor when getting a test for cervical cancer (pap smear)

I'm going to the gyno to give my Britney Smears

by emmiez October 16, 2008

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While having sex you finger the girls ass and make sure to get her poo on your finger. When ready, you pull out (before during or after cumming as it does not matter.) and smear her poo from one cheek, across her lips to the other cheek. When she gets mad at you, simply ask "Why So Serious?"

Bob: Hey did you fuck anyone last night?
Stan: Yeah bro, I hooked up with this one chick. Idk her name, but it didnt matter when I did the poop smearing

by Mentch12 January 5, 2013

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