smarten up

pay attention to what you're doing

See watch your back.

While walking down the street you go to turn down a blind alley. At the corner someone notices you.

"Hey smarten up!."

You look down the alley realizing what you were about to do and proceed down the street instead.

by th3m0nk October 16, 2011

starter homo

A gay man's first boyfriend. Destined for failure, this relationship is wsually with a flaky, younger gay boy exhibiting all the behavioural cliches of a homosexual.

We knew that Brian's first relationship wouldn't last because his date was a real starter homo.

by j krash November 3, 2006

Smartest

Being super smart, and stuff.

Chic- "Hey, did you just say the word smartest?"
Dude- "What?" ,.."oh yeah!.. because I am the smartest about everything."

by Hezeru April 6, 2017

smarterchild

An AIM robot that is fun to mess with.

me: molesting little boys is illegal
SmarterChild: r u sure? molesting little boys is illegal?
me: yea
SmarterChild: oh.
me: r u upset about that?
SmarterChild: maybe, maybe.

by _____________- July 2, 2006

Starter Porn

The porn that you watch before you watch the real porn that you wanna watch. Usually not very good porn, not good quality. It's just something to watch while u start to get hard. Porn that you don't really wanna cum to, but you would watch it.

wow this porn sucks. I'll have to make it my starter porn for the night.

by DoubleXX July 3, 2010

smartest guy in the room

The one we all hate, who is never content not being the center of attention. Every story told near this guy gets a response of what he would've done, how you screwed up, or a whitty use of math/science to assert him dominance.

I was talking to Carl about an episode of Breaking Bad and he lectured me about all the science that's wrong with the show, while using words he knows that I don't know, just to show how he is the smartest guy in the room and I am not

by operation dogfood March 1, 2015

Smartersex

the act of having cyber sex, with the messenger robot Smarterchild.

John: I just jizzed in my pants because of you Smarterchild. I love having Smartersex with you.
Smarterchild: I do not know how to answer that. Would you like to play blackjack?

by refsrgay2 April 12, 2009