SLUMP SATAN 

absolute menace to society, sleeps with black air forces on. goated soundcloud rapper who can do pretty much any genre. (founded ghosthillgang with Kinomurda) (SEARCH GHXSTHILLGXNG ON SOUNDCLOUD !)
prolly has a warrant out for his arrest for having sex with too many bad bitches

Friend 1 (cool friend) : YO THIS NEW SLUMP SATAN DROP FIRE ASF!
Friend 2 (loser friend who gets no girls) : BRO I HATE SLUMP SATAN !
Friend1 (cool friend) : This is why you are a virgin

SLUMP SATAN by OOFATROPALIS April 10, 2022

Slump Duck 

noun: A creature that follows one around and causes laziness, complacency, general disregard for one's well being. It stands about 40 feet from head to webbed foot and is invisible. Can only be defeated by pure will power to succeed and wanting the Slump Duck to die. Unless killed, it will follow you for the rest of your life, however short that may be.

Man: Dude, I don't want to do my term paper.
Friend: The Slump Duck strikes again!

Woman: I don't really need to shower today, or tomorrow. Wait, DAMN YOU SLUMP DUCK!

Slump Duck by El Español February 4, 2010

slump buster 

A freshman college girl, who starts the year as a cute beer guzzler at the local fraternity party; who then becomes 20 lbs heavier and willing to go home with any guy who needs a piece of ass.

Everybody has the hook up tonight, I need to get the slump buster over here to take care of my business.

slump buster by SPEKick May 2, 2006

slump skull 

Can be defined in two ways:

1. The act of getting skull from an inexperienced girl.
2. One with there brain on E

1. Bitch: emm, u taste good
Juice: shut up and keep bobbing for scrotum sauce
Bitch: should i lick the balls.
Juice: ah man!(shaking head)

slump skull by Juice Pimp June 22, 2004

Slump Season 

The awkward phase in between Halloween and Thanksgiving where everyone becomes unmotivated, irritable, and sad, for no specific reason. This period of time also overlaps with Cuffing Season, and gets in the way of ones ability to become cuffed. Your friends will begin to ignore you, and all you want to do is sit at home and slump on the couch (and cry) for days. Literally you and everyone you know loses all motivation to do anything.

“Hey man, wanna hang out?”
“Sorry, no, it’s slump season.”
“Ah come on, let’s do something!”
“Nah...”

Slump Season by Eggs with Legs November 7, 2017

slump, slumpy, slump city 

1.) to be bummed out
2.) A negative observation or adjective
3.) used to describe a feeling
slumped-> to be slumped means to either be treated negativeley or to be pushed onto a couch

1. I'm so slumpped
2. it's a slumpy day outside.
3. I am slump city over here!
4. I've been slumped!
5. slump, slumpy, slump city

slump, slumpy, slump city by gregoriodarwin May 2, 2008

slump dump 

when u pass out while taking a shit

ah dude, i ate way to much i ended up taking a slump dump

slump dump by colt405 April 4, 2015