slumper

A person who slumps other individuals

...he got slumped by the slumper himself!

by terranzz May 6, 2024

Slumper

The police scanner reference to a person slumped over in a vehicle, often times overdosed, or just texting.

There’s a slumper in the Walmart parking lot in a black pickup.

by mattlovesjen February 22, 2025

hammer slurper

Someone who likes to gorf big objects.

Dimitra Glystra is a hammer slurper

by Bob Trifidovilodou November 27, 2013

hershey slurper

One who tosses a salad and eats the dressing. They lick people's unclean butt holes.

Sarah is a Hershey slurper. She licks buttholes and most aren't wiped.

by cockEinstein May 12, 2014

Gherkin slurper

A woman or man who gives a particularly sloppy or messy blow job, usually forgoing the traditional finale
of spit or swallow in favor of simply letting your manly essence run down your shaft, balls and ultimately into your ass crack.

yeah the head was good but she was a real gherkin slurper..... I was cleaning myself up for like 15 minutes afterwards

by Victor Davenport August 18, 2016

slit slurper

One who licks and/or slurps female genitalia,whether they are male or female.

I believe Gina and Teri are slit slurper's

by R birch January 28, 2017

Dick Sluppers

A simple anagram of Duck Slippers, but sounds incredibly rude in a sexual context

They were gobbling them down a treat
Yes, a regular pair of dick sluppers

by Randall McNally III October 14, 2019