slow fap

with no pressing need to jack off, just a tempting curiosity, a slow wank begins; a simple, solitary pulse.

before long, the fapping encourages more, stronger, and quicker fapping to climax at an orgasm

similar to a slow clap, wherein a single clapper slowly encourages more claps to climax in a full ovation

"The other day I slow fapped to the View. It was weird."

by Mike P Dobbins February 20, 2009

Slowhand

Nickname given to Eric Clapton.

Slowhand is Clapton.

by fecal matter April 26, 2005

Mr.Slow

A term that is used to describe a person who takes forever to respond to anything and everything.

(12:57:20 AM): Hey have you've seen Pineapple Express?

(1:49:02 AM): My bad I was brushing my teeth, but yeah that movie was HILARIOUS!

(1:49:05 AM): Take your fucking time, Mr.Slow

by AHoboCalledDom. April 13, 2009

DMV slow

Describes the super slow-mo way the employess at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles move.They don't get in a hurry for anything except for breaks, lunch and quitting time.Obviously being paid by the hour. When you have to go to the DMV,go early and plan to stay all day.

There is SLOW,SUPER SLOW and then there's DMV SLOW.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

slow walking

(verb) "beating around the bush", but with the intention of very gradually revealing something unpleasant; a roundabout, indirect approaching/avoidance of a difficult topic of conversation; (noun) a gradual revealing of some fact or opinion that one expects the listener not to want to hear

Megan: ...I had a great time that day I called at the last minute to break our date. I felt really free and relaxed. Suzy said I needed to do what was right for me..."

Guy: Stop slow walking me, Megan; are you breaking up with me?

by Danstrom June 16, 2010

Slow walker

Someone who holds up the traffic in a hallway (especially in high school) because they are walking slower than everyone else. Studies have proven that slow walking is the cause of more than 75% of hallway fights.

A slow walker is the equivalent of someone who does 30 MPH in the left lane in a 35 MPH zone.

by gimmedatsammich May 21, 2011

slow-motion suicide

The act of slowly killing yourself by the use of tobacco or drugs. This happens over the years as dangerous substances are put into your body. They slowly kill you, hence slow-motion suicide.

The prof: Does anyone know what someone is doing when they sit outside on their porch smoking cigarettes all the time?
Nick: Killing themselves?
Greg: No dumbass! shit! they are committing slow-motion suicide...jeez....stupid college kids these days
The Prof (thinking to himself): Im failing him, and him, and maybe her, probably him....

by bootanger October 25, 2006