Slowsox

Only the Greatest Softball team in the world

Did you see that Slowsox game last night? Those guys are amazing!!!!!

by Slowsox January 13, 2009

Slowlo

Socially appropriate way to define a retarded Mexican,dumb cholo.

That guy Ralph is out in his truck hitting the meth pipe in broad daylight;What A Slowlo

by SmoothPinnacle April 21, 2019

Slowvato

a (not so) affectionate nickname for Novato, California in NorCal

Petaluma kid: hey where u from?

Novato kid: slowvato

Petaluma kid: oh that sucks

Novato kid: yeah, but at least i don't go to Novato High

by Golo230 September 13, 2020

SlowPoke

Some faggot Israeli who will poke your children at night.
(the frog did not do this)

I am a SLOWPOKE!

by Lessfrog May 16, 2017

slowmophone

Also spelled as slomophone, or slowmopho/slomopho. A collage of the words slow and motherfucker. Basicly when someone has a "blonde moment" and you just feel like cussing.

Amy: "Gabe.. what are you doing tomorrow for school?"
Gabe: "..........huh?"
Amy: "You're such a slowmophone!"

by Amy Elise January 13, 2008

slowboarders

those snowboarders that take too long to put on their boards and always go slow and fall down

stupid slowboarders

see the slowboarders
see the slowboarders take a nap in the snow
see the snowmobile

by awesomebad January 8, 2011

slowmob

going up a hill super slow on a bike

dude, that guy is way slowmob

by acifix October 26, 2011