slunching

Characterized by extremely eroded posture. The act of completely disregarding anything even approaching acceptable or naturally appearing posture.

That Stephen Hawking is always slunching.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

Southington

Centrally located in CT. One a the few towns that gets payed to bring in black people from Hartford. All we are known for is our football program and drug abuse. Here all the white girls sleep around, and use they're parents money to look classy. Where everyone is fake and full of crap, and like to pretend that they're the shit. The guys are even uglier then the girls (unless you wanna talk about the senior class.) The football players (2-time CCC champs) get drooled over, and the messy rivalry with hard-hittin New Britain is the best place to be....if you wanna get shot!

Southington only has black kids because our school system is poor despite the surrounding rich white community.

by bkf09 December 11, 2008

Slothing

the act of lofting around lifelessly like a useless and lazy lifeless form, akin to the slow moving 3 toed long armed shaggy creature that roams the south African Saharas.

jones: hey radz do you want to go to the gym with me tonight
radz: honestly, im really not in the mood im just going to be slothing around the house, 3 toed style. WORD

by radbud February 17, 2009

skooching

The act of repositioning bodies during sex while maintaining penetration.

Meghann's knees were hurting so she had Ben skooch her into a pile driver position; luckily his dick never came out.

by e-skillit July 31, 2005

Slaunching

verb

To move rapidly in any direction, usually upwind, in order to not be offended by one's own stench.

You may have showered at someone else's house, Jill, but it's just a matter of time before you come slaunching back to me.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius December 13, 2017

sloshing

also refered to as "shlocking," is the act of throwing Slurpees, or other forms of slush drinks, at pedestrians from the inside of a moving vehicle. While the origins of this activity are heavily disputed, the south shore of Suffolk County, Long Island has been known to be a hotbed for this unfortunately hilarious action.

Widely accepted best practices include the use of 7-11's convenient 4 drink cardboard carrier. Small slurpees are said to be the superior size for sloshing, as they easiest to throw and less likely to come apart prior to impact. Hotspots for such activity include movie theatre lines, high school house parties, college campuses, and retirement communities.

"I was super pissed that I wasnt included as a pallbearer, so I took off that stupid frisbee hat, hit up 7-11, and positioned Marty's dumb family at the wrong end of a gnarly sloshing session as they left the synagogue.

by sloshaholic November 7, 2010

Slothing

When you're too high or too tired to get up and move around or do anything active. Taken from sloth, a mamal that lives their life hanging in trees and moving very slowly. The sap of the trees are said to be hallucinogenic, causing the sloths to be high most of the time. Also can be used as an adjective (slothy, slothed).

"Bro: I'm so slothed from ripping that GB."

"Bro: Hey bro do you wanna go shoot some hoops?
Broham: No dude, I'm slothing way too hard right now."

"Bro: Dude, I was slothing-out from that PCP we smoked last night.
Broham: I know man, that stuff was straight up slothy"

by Castro with a K May 30, 2008