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Sõshing 

I'm not sure how this word would be spelled, it's a verb for, looking at social media, could be Facebook, Instagram, snapchat, Twitter, etc. When someone is on their phone or computer social media-ing. (Looking at different social media sites)
Hey Karissa, what are you doing, sõshing? Answer: No, I don't sõsh, I'm texting.
Sõshing by Marcopolo1871 March 1, 2019

shrub slashing 

the act of giving a female vaginal tears during sexual intercourse
dan said my cock is so huge he bets im in the shrub slashing business
shrub slashing by G-Funk July 17, 2003
The art of balancing a pokeball (TM) on your head and taking a photograph from 5 feet (exactly) away with the torso of the subject (person whose picture will be taken) in the center of the photo shot. The term smoshing was coined after the hit comedy duo known as smosh (TM?) who had a passion for the Japanese cartoon known as pokemon.
I posted over 9000 photos of me smoshing on myspa- err... facebook.com.
Smoshing by Shmick Shmoberts October 8, 2011
A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: I'm waiting for Lady Gaga to engage in sploshing.

Jennifer: Sploshing that includes sitting on my birthday cake is something I would consider doing on my upcoming b-day.
Sploshing by DonnyDDD October 16, 2010

Slothing 

Tickling, stroking, licking, sucking, or kissing a partner's belly for sexual pleasure. Refers to the predatory habits of prehistoric ground sloths, which fed on glyptodonts (giant armadillo-like creatures) by flipping them on their backs and attacking their soft undersides.
Q: "So, did you guys end up screwing last night?"
A: "No, but we spent a couple hours slothing eachother."

"Slothing makes for good foreplay, unless your partner's an actual sloth. In that case, you will be disemboweled and eaten."
Slothing by LycanAvery March 10, 2011

slushing 

Rubbing menstrual blood over your arms, then sliding the smooth side of the razor over your arm, pretending to cut yourself. Often leads to multiple orgasms.
I didn't have the balls to cut myself, so I went slushing instead. Then cried black tears in a corner.
slushing by Emdizzzzle October 23, 2007