slart-faced

adjective: description of the facial expression of someone who is mardy, annoyed, or angrily disappointed by events. The phrase comes from early 1980's East Midlands (Rutland) slang. Similar to "having a face like a smacked bum".

Sharon got slart-faced when her boyfriend talked to Tina.

by diskgrinder September 1, 2008

Slarf

When you rub your sweaty balls and then shake someones hand.

That dick lick is such a sperm burper.I think i'll slarf him.

by RUPPLE STOPPLE March 3, 2003

slarta

Slarta is a way of saying the common goodbye saying "see you later", however it was invented by a complete utter twat whose head generates enough gleam to make taffs sean john look like limestone. What king of moron from woolworth(near peckham) trys to act hard and start on H4><3R?, people these days dont know who they are dealing with.

Twat from Woolworth opens his crap mouth and says "Kippa Slarta".

by Andrew Cousins December 13, 2003

slarsh

the end product of an interspecies sex act. because a human cannot impregnate an animal, the collective juices seep from the creature's swollen orifice, producing a rancid stench. it is considered a delicacy in many parts of asia.

After a night of extended bestiality, I awoke to find that I was covered in SLARSH.

by dr.smegman December 5, 2010

slart

a cross between a slut and a tart used in a derogitery term manly aimed at females

laura, your such a slart cover up your tits

by the one you should all know December 1, 2006

slarsicknessabilities

An innuendo for sexy; or for taking naps: sleepy.

That katie is slarsicknessabilities right now!

Slarsickness abilities katie! Gooooodness!

by SEEEEEEXY. December 9, 2011

Slartibartifart

The smelly monster who lives under your bed. Can also be a name applied to any ill-looking person whose correct name you don't know.

I heard a scratching noise under my bed last night, it must have been Slartibaritfart.

Q: Who's that slimy looking person over there?
A: Slartibartifart.

by Scott Greig September 21, 2006