skeeter peter

penis

A: What's up skeeter peter?
B: What's your deal man?

by kyster January 13, 2009

Skeeters

Two very small breasts...so small they resemble mosquito bites. Spraying a little 'Off' bug spray on them may make them disappear comopletely.

Bess has little skeeters!

by Bug123456 March 6, 2009

Skeeter

A girl who is involved in actions that would constitute calling her a bitch, whore, skank, slut or any other variations of words that means she sleeps around and will fuck anything that walks.

"Yo you wanna get some pussy tonight?"
"Hell yeah bro."
"Okay man, i'll call up the skeeters"

by B Wil March 23, 2010

skeeter

The penis.
Because it shoots skeet.

I got a big skeeter.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 5, 2009

skeeter bite

Very small titties. A bitch with a bra size of
one, negetive -A

" Hey, Stupid......
Better get some Band-Aids on them there Skeeter bites!

by mavros April 25, 2006

skeeters are cheaters

A comeback to the phrase "spitters are quitters"

John: Spitters are quitters!

Mary: Oh yeah, well skeeters are cheaters!

by polpolpol November 5, 2013

skeeter

A marijuana filled cigarette, or joint, usually rather small in size as to satisfy only one persons needs.

I rolled a skeeter before going out because no one else wanted to smoke.

by tahanks April 14, 2008