situation fabrication

Or S.F.
A situation that is fabricated/scripted/manipulated by a person to get a desired response from a unsuspecting person
My gf asked

"has that slut texted you?"
No...(text message alert goes off)
Well shit, Situation fabrication just fucked me.
by XxxSFxxX September 14, 2016
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The parking situation

Referring to the pursuit of finding attractive women or woman in your general location

Or
To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking
I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.

Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.
by K-nudt September 1, 2016
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Slash Situation

When one person announces to another that they are in dire need of a wee
by Lobstergirl1988 July 31, 2009
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Situational Tourette's

The sudden out burst of profanities that is released when something unfortunate happens. Most commonly seen when a person stubs their toe.
Shawn had a bad case of Situational Tourette's the other night when he banged his bad knees on the coffee table.

You can't bust into situational tourette's every time you miss the eight ball, man.
by BeerSlinger August 31, 2010
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When a visual artist comes into an environment that they want to change, they work with what's in the situation and install their works based on what will enhance the space rather than ignoring where it is and just building from scratch.
The artist described himself as a designer, programmer and situational installationist, the later of which being a term he made up.
by abefrohman March 8, 2022
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situational hotness

when a male/female is only seen as attractive because there is insufficient amount of other male/females around to judge from.
"dude i would love to hook up with Susan"
"i feel as if Susan only has situational hotness within our Calculus class."
by Jimmy St. George street October 5, 2009
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No Shit-Situation

When you can't poo.
Brad, "Hey dude did you lay a big one in there?"

Chad, "Nah brah, it was a no shit-situation."

Brad, "Damn."
by noshittom December 13, 2012
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