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sit off

A lesson at school where no work is done
Wow, that religious education is a sit off. We never do anything there.
by Ian W December 13, 2005
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Sit-down comedy

Exactly the same style of comedy as "Stand-up comedy" except that you are sitting down while you are doing it.
(i.e. at a table, sitting at the bar, in a car, bus stop, office, etc.)
On a long cross-country road trip, I entertained Tina-Louise with hours of my sit down comedy.

I killed at the dinner table last night, it was pure sit-down comedy.
by tcornsimp October 24, 2008
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sit on my face

.....and tell me that you love meeeeeeeeee!!
by zutroy February 12, 2004
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Sit Down, Shut Up

A FOX Animated series with writing that would make even Matt Stone and Trey Parker facepalm, and animation worthy of Hannah Barbara.

It was written by the same people behind Arrested Development, and was probably the idea of some moron FOX executive who just now realized cancelling Arrested Development was a mistake. But instead of bringing it back, they bring this to the table.

It lasted a remarkable three episodes. Frankly, I'm surprised it lasted even that long. The same thing pretty much happened in all three episodes.

If they try to sell a DVD of this, they better have the keyboard cat at the end of every episode, with a title saying "We're so sorry about this" as an overlay. Come to think of it, all bad movies and TV shows should have that. This means you, Land of the Lost!
Nick: Did you see Sit Down, Shut Up last night?

Matt: Nobody did.
by billy_buddy_of_doom4 December 6, 2009
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sit on this and rotate

(sticks up middle finger) "Sit on this and rotate!"
by matt November 27, 2003
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Sit there

Ones place during a heated conversation, disagreement, or general communication. An individual doesn't necessarily having to be sitting down. Describes an individuals state at the time of communication
You ain't going to sit there and tell me you didn't lie on me.
Jessica gon' sit there and tell me she didn't steal that money from me.
Dude just gonna sit there an do nothing after he was hit.

I called the store regarding the wrong merchandise and the customer service representative I spoke to sat there and told me something dumb.
by uptwnxs April 18, 2017
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sit on the grenade

1. After the man in the black pajamas throws a grenade in the middle of your unit, the sacrificial act of covering the grenade with your body in order to shield your comrades from the blast.
2. To occupy (especially through sexual activity) a hot chick's ugly friend so that your friend can score with the hot one
Bill: I need you to sit on the grenade
Jim: No way, I wouldn't even give that girl a hot carl.
by Jake E. Pants July 14, 2002
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