Shmurdered

When a girl is so fine and she looks at you and it makes you weak in the knees and you end up doing the Shmurda.

Keoki: damn, did you see that girl by the wall
Kekahi: yeah dude, she's super fine
Keoki: she shmurdered me

by K.Dot April 4, 2015

Samurai Jack

An awesome show originally released by Cartoon Network, but later released by the CN late night channel Adult Swim, it is about the young samurai, Jack and his quest of defeating the Evil Aku (the main antagonist) , (Spoilers!!) in the first episode he comes close to defeating Aku, but before he could he make the final blow Aku sent him into the future, where he terrorized the world and built robot armies to carry out his will. unlike most show the main bad guy does not have a one sided personality of straight up evil, as Aku is humorous as well. Samurai jack has been around since 2001, but just had it series finale this year (2017) because from 2005 to 2016 it was canceled by Cartoon Network and was finally picked up by adult swim somewhere between 2014 and 2017 where they made the show more for the adult age group. If you haven't seen Samurai Jack yet, I suggest you do

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil.
But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
Guy 1- Ever heard of Samurai Jack?
Guy 2- Yeah I heard of it but never watched it
Guy 1- Well you should its awesome

by Drizzy D. June 12, 2017

Sigurd

People that pop steroids on a daily basis.

Friend: Damn, he got big muscles.
Me: He's probably Sigurd.

by UtterCow April 3, 2018

Zombie Cowboy Samurai Bhuda

Zombie Cowboy Samurai Bhuda is one of Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus' allies. He is an epic god figure who ate the brains of the Mongols, beat Billy the Kid in a duel, kicked the asses of the Power Rangers, and divided by zero and LIVED.

Zombie Cowboy Samurai Bhuda, Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus and Alien Cherokee Mongol Allah teamed up to take out Hitler, Stalin , Osama Bin Laden and George W. Bush in one minute.

by Captain Action Volcano May 28, 2011

samurai high

to be so high you look asian giving you the appearance of being a samurai

bomb so good giving me the samurai high

by Samurai High Willie August 27, 2009

Samurai Jack

An awesome cartoon on cartoonnetwork. Features a samurai warrior with a magic sword who is trying to get back to the past to defeat the dark lord Aku, who enslaved humanity.

Did you catch the latest Samurai Jack?
Yeah, it was extruviently cool!

by thlalyi February 7, 2003

Bobby Shmurda

IF YOU AINT A HOE GET UP OUT HIS TRAPHOUZE

check out bobby shmurda doin the shmoney.

by NatasX October 24, 2014