Schwani

A Schwani is the ugliest but amazing man I mean girl in the world. If you had a Schwani don't be surprised at the big head of hers. She can be viscous at times but she will be a great friend. Schwanis can be very ugly but some people like her.

*Schwani' s big head blocks the board up front*

Girl: Move big head!

Schwani: *Turns around and stabs girl with pointy chin because of her upside down triangle head*

by Strawberry25578 June 9, 2018

Schwanking

The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.

Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?

Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!

by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019

Shan't

Shall Not

I would if I could, but I can't, so I shan't.

by WordMaker6000 April 19, 2021

raw [schwanz]

a circumsized penis, raw refers to the look of a bellend with no schmuck

That guy got rabbi'ed so now he has a raw schwanz

by matty09090 July 26, 2006

Shwang

Another word for sweet, sick, cool, rad...

Girl 1: Girl, I can come to the party
Girl 2: Shwang! See you soon!

by veronicalovin August 31, 2009

fit hits the shan

adj. when things go really bad really quickly and everybody in the vicinity is effected

Derived from a transposition of shit hits the fan. Used in replace of shit hits the fan to try to regain some of the comic style and originality that the phrase used to have by making the listener think for a second. Also makes the phrase okay in front of the kids.

I just hope I get laid off and receive my severance package from this place before the fit hits the shan.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

Schwanzparade

Literally "cock parade"

Swiss german analogue to sausage fest. Refers to a situation, where there are more men than women present.

We went to this bar, but it was such a Schwanzparade that we went on to the next bar.

by rilexa July 15, 2009