Shaving the Beard

When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.

After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.

Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?

Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!

by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011

shing monkey

someone who is just doing dumb/stupid things and acts stupid.

Wow, Galen is such a shing monkey

by Dave's World March 10, 2017

Shinglet

A form of poo, that is usually intertwined with the fairly long pubic hair of the anus. The "Shinglet" is a small clump of poo, similar to the size of a pea. The plural version of this word would be "Shinglets"
The word can be used in positive or negative contexts.

Don't hit me, you shinglet!
Oh for shinglet sake!
Oh my shinglets!
Ted you shinglet!

by Shinglet Founder May 5, 2022

Shaving

Dr. Strange's sport, hobby, passion, center of his life, Bane of his existence

I wish Dr Strange would stop shaving
HA! as if that will ever happen

by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022

Dick Shingle

One who is a total asshole, or acts assholeish. It is also used for when you wish to make an insult towards someone, yet wish to have some humor in a word.

I know, he's a total Dick Shingle.

by Snorn July 6, 2010

File saving OCD

When you complete a very important assignment on the computer and save it a million times before shutting the computer off.

A: What's taking you so long on the computer?
B: Sorry, I have file saving OCD

by wangjiahua December 11, 2011

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016