alaskin strawberry shortcake

the act of bringing a girl in the snow punching her in the nose giving her a bloody putting the bloody snow on your penis and having her eat it

yo that bitch was being a whore so i fuckin alaskin strawberry shortcaked her

by Sabadu Buhhr September 14, 2012

shithawk

The end result of gelling your hair into a 'mini-mohawk' without shaving the sides. Popular amongst third-year students and yuppies, presumably to add an air of 'rebellion' to their tragic corporate asses.

That guy in Travis used to have one, but I think he finally grew balls and got the sides shaved.

by TheDefenestrator April 15, 2005

Shithawk

A very large bird that shits on people then swoops down and carries them off to there shitnest. Also the best ball-hockey team in the world,located in Springfield,MO.

watch out...the shithawks are coming for you!!
Those shithawks are one bad ballhockey team!!

by the greenbastard July 17, 2010

Verbal shorthand

The language used by drunken people when they wish to communicate with the sober. In order to understand verbal shorthand, one needs to also be drunk. While traditionslly applied to the drunk, "verbal shorthand" can also be used to describe the communication efforts of persons affected by other mind-altering substances in addition to alcohol.

My husband rang me from the pub, but I couldn't understand him because he was talking verbal shorthand.

by austbeacon May 4, 2013

Shorthand

- A variation of giving someone the finger┌∩┐(◣◢)┌∩┐ flipping the bird (A hand gesture which represents saying Fuck you or Fuck off) which is used with the intention to insult - with the exception of the pinkie finger is used instead of the larger middle finger - therefore referred to as "shorthand" and tends to be less offensive.

Bob got pissed off when an old bitty line jumped - so instead of giving the old bitch a full one finger salute - he gave it to her in shorthand.

by Silly Sunnystration October 19, 2012

SharkHawk

A SharkHawk is a modern haircut that combines two other more popular men's do's. The hair is spiked in the front but there is a "tail" coming out of the spike in the form of the front half of a fauxhawk.

"I can't decide if guys with SharkHawks look like douches, or sexy as hell."

by jgb11 August 25, 2009

shohawk

A mohawk where the owner has it only to show off and to get comments from friends. Can be the vanilla mohawk, fauxhawk or strip of hair on the chin.

A try hard punk walks past a bus stop, with a tall blue mohawk. Guy at the stop sees him and comments : "nice shohawk mate..."

by tooktheredpill April 18, 2010