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clearance shopper

Someone who is too broke to afford objects at regular prices. So they wait until it’s on clearance to buy.
“I got these shoes because they were on clearance.”
“Man I swear you only buy things on clearance, your a clearance shopper.
by That_One_Novak February 25, 2021
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Elongated shopper

One who takes longer then necessary while shopping
Eryn is such an elongated shopper, it's hard for her go to the department store and grocery store in under 3 hours.
by Ian L. Robinson January 9, 2009
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Old Hot Topic Shopper

"Older Hot Topic" "Generation person"
Walks in and shopping around "Hot Topic" saying you to old to shop there.
Sarah: oh look! Danielle! There's goes old Hot Topic Shopper..
Danielle: older for sure.
by anonymous_Wolfe August 26, 2023
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Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.
I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.
by Memphis09 December 5, 2023
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senior shopper

A high school underclassman who exclusively dates seniors 18+.
When D started dating B, everyone realized she was a senior shopper.
by cupps April 10, 2024
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Computer Shopper Letters

Like "Penthouse Letters" for PC builds.
See this months Computer Shopper Letters?

NEEEEEEEEEERD BONER!
by devidos November 9, 2012
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Shoppers fingers

When your fingers are sore and tired after carrying around heavy shopping bags for hours on end.
Kally had shoppers fingers after going to the mall with her mom. Shame!
by Davidsea June 11, 2017
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