Schnitzel Pixels

A foodie term for "dick pics".

"After you finish those balsamic short ribs, why don't you text me some schnitzel pixels..."

by Poultron May 1, 2014

Shitzcaphobia

The fear of being shit on by a person.

Lying in bed beside your loved one, they turn to their side to fall asleep, and you get hit with the aroma from a thousand skunks asses. i.e. don't come near me I have shitzcaphobia

by Phobia of shit April 13, 2015

shitzy

Anything you want it to mean (and more)

Adam is being so shitzy right now.

That picture is so shitzy it's unbelievable.

this is super shitzy.

by Remdrey1 December 15, 2021

Brazilian Shitzu

When having sex and the opposite partner takes a break to poop on the floor, like a dog, and then resume sex.

Dude last night my girl Brazilian Shitzu'd!

by eskimos696@ December 4, 2016

Chicken schnitzel

When you have sex on the beach.
You then cum on her stomach then roller her in the sand.

Last night i pump this chick on the beach and gave her a chicken schnitzel.

by Fat dingo baby November 21, 2018

Krusty schnitzel

The hottest youtube channel out there, it is the absolute pinnacle of human achievement. Watching a Krusty schnitzel video will give you a massive peen and cure all of your sadness.

Person 1: WOW that's one massive peen you've got my good man!
Person 2: thanks! I've been watching Krusty schnitzel, you better subscribe!
Person 1: I sure will!

by bigmanOwO666 June 4, 2019

Nichole's Famous Schnitzel

A series of sexual acts so depraved that it cannot be read without causing permanent psychological damage.

Tom is still recovering from Nichole's Famous Schnitzel.

by IggyTheGreat July 21, 2014