Sheathed Shandy

A handjob received while wearing a condom

Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.

by Yuri Gode March 28, 2017

Smeaton

Smeaton is a town near Creswick. It has a mill (closed), a milkbar (closed), a primary school (closed), and a pub.

Don't go to Smeaton, it's a ghost town.

by registradus December 22, 2014

shmeetum

An absolute Latin prodigy. He will learn any word in 1 repetition or less. He is a master of everything academic related. He doesn’t even need to try to become top of his class because all the others are below him.

Dude look Shmeetum is walking down the hall. I hope he will acknowledge me.

by GO_SHMEETUM July 2, 2019

Shmet

A small penis

Bryan has a shmet

by Shmit March 11, 2018

shmelt

a brutal hockey player someone who is a duster or is really bad at hockey

Matt Glowa is a shmelt and never plays cause he sucks.

by Frank DiMaria December 11, 2007

Shmea

A meaningless answer to a question or comment you may dissagree with, or may be said in the middle of (ex. moment of silence for a dead pet of your friend's mother's siter's brother's cousin)

this word also happens to be my favorite word

"Betty! We are not going to the mall!"

"SHMEA!!!"

by Bailz of Hay December 3, 2004

Shmeathead

Someone who is stupid and is always doing or saying some dumb shit

Originated in Manhattan Village Academy

This shmeathead Sydney took a shit in a park.

by The real point guard October 16, 2018