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shtopper

Unclear of origin, a shtopper is one who is either very stupid, or very awesome.
Usually spoken in an indian accent or spoken by a true indian in regards to a failure of an indian.
person 1: DOOD I JUST DID FIVE BACKFLIPS IN A ROW!!!!
person 2: SHTOPPER!!!!

dood 1: Youre fat.
dood 2: SHTOPPER!!!!!!!
by Chabrind December 14, 2008
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shloper

in new jersey,a shloper is a person who gives dirty oral sex....
that fafa maria, andrews gf, is such a shloper
by Jose Barbosa March 2, 2008
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shopper's trance

(aka retail trance) dazed, awkward maneuvers in a retail store
serious shopper's trance in Big Lots today...i was cut off twice...i bumped into a rack of wind-chimes.
by tess jr April 30, 2009
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shoppers shoulder

When your shoulder becomes numb or hurt while carrying something on it, usually happening while shopping.
At the mall-
Maddie- "OMG, my shoulder hurts so freakin' bad, this bag is hella heavy!"

Taylor- "Guuuurl, you have shoppers shoulder!"
by singer201998 June 18, 2010
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Shoppers Fog

(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.
There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.
by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010
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shopper's itch

the feeling you get while waiting for something you ordered online to ship to your house
Dude, Jeff had the worst case of shopper's itch while he was waiting for his new graphics card to arrive.
by Markus Gordathian May 17, 2014
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Cobble-shlopped

1.) (v.) Ruined in a material sense, screwed over.

2.) (v.) intercourse.

3.) (adj.) Extremely drunk

4.) (v.) To get drunk, The action of becoming intoxicated.

Cobble-shlopped, Cobble-shlopping, Cobble-shloppingly
1.) I'm cobble-shlopped, I lost all my money from the bet!

2.) I heard they cobble-shlopped all night.

3.) He was so cobble-shlopped after the party.

4.) We are all going to the bar for Cobble-shlopping!
by BananaMonkey123 February 22, 2008
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