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shemorrhage

Contraction of the two words shit hemorrhage. More likely to pass in polite conversation than the full use of shit. Possibly thinking you misspoke, slurred or that they misheard what you said.

Shit hemorrhage, being that you are or they are uncontrollably shitting yourself with disbelief, rage, consternation...

Similar to the having of a a shit fit.
Pam is going to shemorrhage when I ask her to mover her precious truck to another parking place.

optionally she is going to have a shemorrhage...
by word jockey August 21, 2013
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Shremotions

The shear euphoric feeling developed whilst shredding/slaying/slashing that delicious virgin snow. This emotion is typically felt after a big pow slash or a sexual method boosted off a gnarly cliff drop.
Man, I'm getting all caught up in these shremotions after that shred.
by shredordie January 8, 2015
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A very trusted and loyal female friend (to a guy or girl) ... in the spirit of Kimosabe, The Lone Ranger's faithful friend, Tonto.
Wake the fuck up, Shemosabe, and get your fucked up ass over here. You need to help me smoke up some of this killa loud I just got and let me tell you about the fucking ridiculous stupid shit that this crazy ass bitch I been fucking just said to me - I'm swear she makes your most extreme level of "crazy bitch" ( meant in the most affectionate way, and with all due respect, of course) seem like a valium vacation!
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The type of politician who thinks only of themselves and will say anything (shlem) to get elected.
We need fewer shlem nuts and more straight shooters in Congress.
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