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shite and onions

Possibly akin to the German expression translated "shit with mustard!" It exaggerates the repugnance of shit by evoking the image of eating it. With mustard, or with onions, either expression is amusing and ... well ... distasteful.
Found in "Ulysses" by James Joyce: "O! Mr Dedalus cried, giving vent to a hopeless groan. Shite and onions! That'll do, Ned. Life is too short."
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Shite Bullocks 

A Northern Irish curse word (that is very fun to say) used in times of annoyance, amazement or fear.
1. Johhny: Here Jim, did ye hand in that GSCE Coursework yesterday?
Jim: Uck Shite Bullocks!

2: Johnny: Look at that naughty magazine...
Jim: Holy Shite Bullocks!
Shite Bullocks by FishWadge May 1, 2009
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shite on a hurley 

it simplie means some person having a shite on a hurley.a hurley is a piece of sports equipment used for hurling, an irish game.
if something goes wrong you say 'shite on a hurley' in your highest voice.

shite hawk 

Technical word for a Sea Gull
Those huge fucking bastard birds. Mainly located in Cornwall(England) They perch them seleves outside out pastie shops and nic the fucker right out of your hand.
shite hawk by Dr Harold Shipman October 15, 2003

Shite Castle

nickname for White Castle using the replacement word shite, which is brit-slang for shit.
Why did I eat that whole sack of sliders from Shite Castle last night? I am paying for it today.
Shite Castle by jammy2 August 31, 2010

shite weather 

a.k.a. Aberdonian weather, weather anomaly in Northeast Scotland in which you experience five seasons in a period of twenty four hours or in a matter of seconds. Can have rain, snow, wind 26 mph, blinding sunshine, two rainbows at the same time.
Check outside, the weather is so shite.

Yesterday was a shite weather.

Tom said the weather in Aberdeen is shite.
shite weather by ashishi May 27, 2016

Shite in a poke 

Shite in a poke Scottish Slang for fuck off.
"Go shite in a poke bobby"
Shite in a poke by Counfsed June 2, 2018