A box lined with newspapers to catch feces and used as a substitute for a toilet. Typically, bananas are added on top of the newspaper liner for a spa like pooping experience. They cushion the anus as the feces ejects on top of the bananas.
by 4E5V6A7n 4yvc8896o87u755t976u6 January 11, 2019
(dump)
by Maccamac123 May 20, 2019
by DozenthPear8905 April 27, 2021
Manual transmission shitbox car or someone who drives one, usually a common compact vehicle like a hot hatch, generic enough to to be disposable but fast enough to get easily killed driving at high speed.
There go's another shitbox fighter pilot in a golf GTI, living on borrowed time in a world that despises thim. Live your best life little buddy.
by Sick_puppy_13 January 01, 2023
Also called Pavlov’s Butthole, whenever this person has to do work they will feel the sudden urge to take an hour-long shit.
by tytech038 March 22, 2022
A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.
Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment
-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing
-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything
-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places
Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment
-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing
-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything
-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places
by beansandtoads8 August 14, 2023
A truck club based out of western kentucky thats full of pot heads and rednecks
Full of rusted outs stock shitboxes
Requirements:
•Rusted out beyond repair
•Shitty 15 inch wheels with dry rotted tires
•No cab corners or rockers
•Rock lights in wheel wells
•Lightbars that’s don’t work
And also got to be a short fuckboy with a permed mullet or have some form of a std
Full of rusted outs stock shitboxes
Requirements:
•Rusted out beyond repair
•Shitty 15 inch wheels with dry rotted tires
•No cab corners or rockers
•Rock lights in wheel wells
•Lightbars that’s don’t work
And also got to be a short fuckboy with a permed mullet or have some form of a std
by Your mom308 August 25, 2021