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“hey shitass, wanna see me ” is a meme where someone tries to speed run but when they do the person named shitass already reached that way before him.
“hey shitass, wanna see me speedrun
“wait how did you get here
by MLGYolofade October 26, 2020
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Hey Shitass

HEY SHITASS I'M AM SICK OF SEEING YOU IN MY RECOMMENDED MATE, THE MEME IS DEAD, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT YOU DOWN *Cocks gun* GIMME ALL YOUR LOOT *Gunshot* COME ONNNN *Shoots Shitass* YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH WOOOO OH MY GOD, GOLD INGOTS, DIAMOND GEAR, A GOLD PLAY BUTTON, AND A... AN UNO REVERSE CARD? SHITASS YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY- SHITASS MATE, STEP OUT OF THE KV-1 SOVIET TANK, I WAS ONLY JOKING, I WAS ONLY JO- *Dies*
Hey shitass wanna see me speedrun?
*Heavy earrape mic breathing and heavy mouse tap noises*
by I'll see you in 2031 November 19, 2020
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Hey shitass wanna see me-

Hey, shitass wanna-
Ass soon ass you said that. shitass has already been 4 dimensions ahead of you.
Ass his speed goes faster than the speed of light, look at him, shitass has entered
the future of Minecraft, He's so happy he's literally crying out ores that haven't
come out of Minecraft yet. *Shitass: Cries out **** ore,*( can't spoil it for Mojang.)
Average Minecrafter: HEY SHITASS WANNA SEE ME-
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?
Shitass: I Am 4 parrel universes ahead of you. *goes back*
Shitass: Goes back to 1944* Grabs an mp40 and gets a TIGER
Average Minecrafter: WAIT GET OUT OF THE TANK I WAS JUST JOKING-
Shitass: ALLAH AKBAR
b o o m . . . .
by ShitAss46 November 6, 2022
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HEY SHITASS

Random Person Of Minecraft: "Hey shitass whanna see me phucking speed brid- How the fuck are you already there?"
by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan January 9, 2022
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National Shitass Day

November 15th. After Shitass, the funny man from Minecraft.
national shitass day
this thing is a whole entire joke please dont cancel me
"hey shitass, wanna see me speedbridge?"
by pisspoopoo November 1, 2021
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little shitass

you are incredibly short and it looks as though you have your ass touching your face
Person 1: You look like a little shitass, Craig.
Craig: I am incredibly disappointed by this comment.
by the shitter but shittier April 16, 2023
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poopoo shitass dickhead

this guy shit on floor he a poopoo shitass dickhead
by pzejirjioezr February 9, 2025
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