shit ton

a whole lot of it!

There were a shit ton of people at the rally downtown today!

by 3episodesofLITB February 19, 2017

Shit-ton

The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.

2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.

by Z28boi May 30, 2018

shit ton

equals 23 of any object

i had 2 dozen eggs i droped one now i have a shit ton

by stewie and jorden September 30, 2009

elephant dumptruck shit ton

That's like a lot.

To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."

by ColoBrooke September 24, 2016

Shit-ton

two assloads

Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night

by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017

shit-ton

Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.

More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.

This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.

by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016

A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.

James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."

by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023