Swerm Swiggler

1) A mildly erect penis, caused by the excessive consumption of alcohol

2) A worm-like swiggly cock that is 15% hard

Q: You take her down last night?
A: No man, I had a swerm swiggler

Guy: Oh man, I drank way too much last night. She had to blow me for 20 minutes before my swerm swiggler got hard enough to fuck her

by DermIsTheSwerm March 17, 2009

Shagglebarben

When a bartender refuses to serve you because you’re a douche bag.

"Heeeey Broooo whats up man, need some CL's for my Bros." The bartender replies "Shagglebarben"

by O. C. Bartender March 7, 2009

Shwiggle

A combination of shaking while you wiggle simultaneously.

This song makes me want to shwiggle!

by AICreations November 9, 2014

Shinglet

A form of poo, that is usually intertwined with the fairly long pubic hair of the anus. The "Shinglet" is a small clump of poo, similar to the size of a pea. The plural version of this word would be "Shinglets"
The word can be used in positive or negative contexts.

Don't hit me, you shinglet!
Oh for shinglet sake!
Oh my shinglets!
Ted you shinglet!

by Shinglet Founder May 5, 2022

Dick Shingle

One who is a total asshole, or acts assholeish. It is also used for when you wish to make an insult towards someone, yet wish to have some humor in a word.

I know, he's a total Dick Shingle.

by Snorn July 6, 2010

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Swiggled

Rekt

Senior pushes freshman down stairs in a garbage can "get swiggled idiot"

by stupidluzr December 22, 2014