Skeleton Key

A name used for a person that makes you feel all emotions, like the girl being sung about in the song "Skeleton Key" by Margot & The Nuclear So and So's is being refered to.

"That boy is nothing but a skeleton key. He's not so special after all. He just opens up the doors to old emotions."

by Stephanie M. L. February 8, 2008

Skeletons

Skeletons have a micropenis

Female skeletons are a microvirgin

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

african skeleton key

(n.) any hard, heavy object used to break a window in order to gain entry into a vehicle or structure. usually a rock.

Tyronne used an african skeleton key to get passed those weak-ass french doors.

by MDM August 9, 2005

Skeleton Life

1. A cursed life you get into once you do something so horrible you might as well be dead. Like a living skeleton. Hence the name Skeleton Life.

2. A song by Rin Kagamine.

3. When you become depressed and mope around like a living zombie

1. After the murders, Kai began living a Skeleton Life.

2. Omg i can't get skeleton life out of my head <e

3. Jake: *is moping around the house sobing* Joe: My god stop living a skeleton life and go get laid or something D:<

by TetsuoShima June 15, 2010

skeleton fucker

Somebody who is in to undertale and wants to fuck a skeleton

AKA people in the undertail fandom

Did you know Rylie and Rachel are skeleton fuckers?

by Lost Bunn February 7, 2017

skeletons

a stack of bones with the people scraped off.

The skeletons looks like your mom.

by Jill and Sarah February 15, 2007

Shelton, CT

The only place in the world that manufactures the wiffle ball. Also known for its downtown section, that only looks good in comparison to it's rival city, Derby, the smallest city in CT. Shelton High is also home to most marijuana in New England, and the third most in the country. The city is part of Fairfield County and takes pride in that, but the rest of Fairfield County wishes that Shelton didn't exist. The majority of Shelton consists of do-rags, mullets, and a middle class. This middle class consists of many people who only want to get out of the city. Shelton is also in the middle of nowhere, and it takes about 10 to 15 min to get out of it. After that, anywhere else in the world only takes 5. Usually when you have friends outside of Shelton, they are ashamed that you are from Shelton and when they tell people you are from Shelton they say it in a funny voice because thats how it should be said. The city is also home to an array of lawn ornaments, including marble lions, pink flamingos, giant horse statues, and colorful pinwheels. There is a large population of Italian and Portuguese people in Shelton, who are immensely proud of their heritage. The mayor of Shelton has been the same for what its seemed like a century, and its considered blasphemy to vote against him. Wal-mart is where a lot people shop, and its rare that you find these people in a store outside of the city.

Shelton, CT , you mean the place where all the sketch mastas live?

by sheltonite August 7, 2006