shrektard

One who has a resemblance of an ogre, smells like onions most of the time and is small minded.

Person 1:Did you guys see that shrektard?
Person 2: Omg, yeah! I told him to take a shower earlier, wtf!
Person 3: I think he did take a shower, he must have decided not to wash his hair.
Person 2: wtf is even the point of taking a shower?
Person 1: what is his deal? He's always so rude and un-showered...

by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015

German Shepard

A good dog guard dog that for guarding your house

I own a german shepard. And my neighbors are afraid to come near my house

Example of an german shepard attack

Person:OH MY DEAR GOD AHHH

After that, the person is usually dead or incaptated by a bite to the neck from the dog

by Navck October 7, 2004

Shepards Bush

1. A part of London where you can find many Carribbean resturants.
2. A farmers pubic hairs.

1. "Mikey, lets roll it on down Shepards Bush, I want some jerk chicken!"

2. "Shit, look at that Shepards Bush!"

by Jason May 24, 2003

speedtard

Somebody so retarded, their stupidity can only be the result of massive ammounts of illegal substances.

Everyone who gives negative reviews on Fanfiction.net is a complete speedtard.

by Protodude June 24, 2004

Shepard's Pie

When a man defecates in a womans mouth and then ejaculates all over her face.

I just took a huge dump in Susans mouth and then I came all over her face. She sure loves Shepard's Pie!

by Zipper_Mask September 27, 2010

sleeptarded

Being tired enough to the point that it affects your mental capabilities.

Man I was so sleeptarded that i failed my math test.

by Nathan Sexalisciousness March 30, 2009

Shredtarded

Being so lean and shredded that is considered retarded.

Damn dude, you have been working out so much you are looking shredtarded.

by Roidthenoid September 27, 2012