shoething

shoething shoo-th ing

-verb (used without object)
1. The act of investigating all manner of things shoe.

-verb (used with an object)
1. To investigate everything pertaining to shoes (in an outfit, competetive sport, etc.)

I've been pacing back and forth contemplating when I shall give a free shoething consultation to all of the patients in the amputee ward.

by K-Fin & L-Ren January 18, 2008

facebook shatting

Facebook chatting on your laptop or phone while simultaneously taking a shit.

dude last night i was facebook shatting with her for like 20 minutes!

by gars9004 January 22, 2010

Shathing

(Verb) (shay-thing)

The act of laying down in the bathtub with the shower raining down hot water on you while simultaneously closing the drain*. Many touch themselves during this process.

*Whether or not one actually closes the drain is a matter of preference.

I was too tired to stand up when I was showering this morning, so I started shathing.

by n1ckf3d January 12, 2011

shearing the sheep

The term used for shaving your loved ones back.

"Hey Jane what were doing last night?"

"Oh Just shearing the sheep, Bobby really needed it!"

by Crazy Red Head in TX September 9, 2009

Shearing the sheep

Shaving pubic hair/Brazilian waxing. Used predominantly by Indian FOBs.

"When you go to the beauty parlour, make sure you're shearing the sheep the too. Your husband doesn't want to knit a sweater."

by agentbb February 27, 2015

smething

When you take some meth and then think really hard about stuff

"Man last night I was hardcore smething"
"That's sick bro"

by Fuckthisshitfuckj June 20, 2017

Sheeshing

(verb) Sheeshing is when someone does something very cool .

Sereen: I was sheeshing yesterday at the park.
Ash: Gawd damn!

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhfhfufu April 3, 2022