shaving the dog

Doing something that seems like a good idea, but in reality is a bad decision.

Ben spent 3 weeks shaving the dog and now we are puppy fucked.

by mhansen November 17, 2017

Shavving

Or to shav. Mean to leave or to run from an area.

The police were coming so everyone started shavving

by Kpdefines September 4, 2018

Shaving the Knob

Using teeth during a blowjob

Last night she was shaving the knob so bad I got razor burn

by PeteyGotshaved August 4, 2019

Sharing Size

A size on candy packages like m&ms that you should supposedly share with a friend or family member but you eat the whole damn pack. You pig.

I bought a sharing size pack of Skittles but before I knew it i ate them all.

by Yeetusdeletusfetus January 11, 2020

Bear Shaving

The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.

You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.

Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.

by black cat bastard August 3, 2009

nautical sharing

an amazing and sneaky way to refer to when you pirate dvds or music online

"I so want the bloodhound gang hooray for boobies album but i don't have enough money to get it off itunes."
"Dude are you dumb? Just go do some nautical sharing and get that shit for free!"

by rachelsunshine August 1, 2010

earth shattering

When something is so amazing that it changes your world. Another way of saying mind blowing, or fucking amazing.

Jeremy Lin's win streak is Earth Shattering!

by ashack April 10, 2012